Posted on 13th Jun at 3:12 PM, with 60,993 notes
Beating someone in a video game when you were just pressing random buttons the whole time
Posted on 13th Jun at 3:12 PM, with 40,156 notes
me and my twin brother were chilling out surfing the intranet and i was humming mambo number 5 in my head and then suddenly he said “MAMBO NUMBER 5” really loud and wow 10/10 would recommend having a twin
Posted on 13th Jun at 3:08 PM, with 102,489 notes
When you catch a person you don’t like looking at you
What the fuck do you want?
Posted on 13th Jun at 3:06 PM, with 140,007 notes
7-11 bring your own cup day (:
if these girls were fat, people would be up in arms about the “obesity epidemic” and how unhealthy they are
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let a black person do this. It would have been “ghetto” and “ratcher” and “lol niggers and they chicken”
Posted on 13th Jun at 3:02 PM, with 265,781 notes
waitingforthedoctortocomegetme:
You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore…
SOB
what
NO WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
RIGHT IN THE CHILDHOOD
Posted on 13th Jun at 3:02 PM, with 65,551 notes
when u accidentally drag a tab and it turns into a new window
Posted on 13th Jun at 3:01 PM, with 78,753 notes
this would be me if my school burned down
Posted on 11th Jun at 10:06 PM, with 102,274 notes
*house phone rings*
Me:
no
Posted on 11th Jun at 10:05 PM, with 65,303 notes
When the teacher sees you chewing gum
